Hasselhoff of My Day

Some people stand in the darkness
Afraid to step into the light
Some people need to help somebody
When the edge of surrender's in sight..
Don't you worry! Its gonna be alright'cause I'm always ready,I won't let you out of my sight.
I'll be ready (I'll be ready)
Never you fear (no don't you fear)
I'll be ready Forever and always
I'm always here.
-Hasselhoff (1989)

What's Up Chuck?

You didn't really think he learned that roundhouse kick on his own, did you?