Saturday, June 25, 2005

Highlights of My Day

1. Had a great conversation with this guy
2. Continued to question the ethics of the Charmin Ultra "less is more" commercial
3. Received an e-mail from my college roommate in which he swears our other roommate’s fiancé is in the newest Girls Gone Wild movie
4. Witnessed a 7 year-old flick off his mom after she yelled at him for beating up his little brother with one of those floaty noodles at the pool
5. Watched the same 7 year-old continue to beat his brother after his mom went back to talking on her cell phone
6. Sat next to an old guy at the bar during the Cubs game who must have used the phrase "there's more than one way to skin a cat" at least 5 times
7. I considered the outcome had I looked him straight in the eye and said, "oh yeah, name one."
8. Re-lived the days when I reigned as pencil-pop champion of my middle school
9. Finally discovered Stephen Baldwin's worst movie...Fled
10. Satisfied a craving for some Bubble-Yum by taking a shot of Pepto Bismol

44 Comments:

Blogger A New Soul said...

What exactly is pencil-pop?

June 26, 2005 7:29 AM  
Blogger D.T. said...

OMG...you saw Fled yesterday too? Yeah, it was on TV and I was bored. Ok, actually I couldnt find the remote and I was already comfortable in my seat and I really didnt feel like getting back up...but anyways!

Yeah, I saw the movie and during that one part when Selma Heyek was pretending to be pregnant and fooled an entire security team...how fake was that?

And then when she leaves out the door, the main guard he comes out like 3 seconds afterwards and cant see her...ugh...so bad.

June 26, 2005 9:32 AM  
Blogger familyguy said...

wow this blog is very interesting. your a great writer and have many good writing skills. just stoping by to show some love bye

June 26, 2005 10:24 AM  
Blogger Alecia said...

Have you ever considered doing highlights AND lowlights of your day? That'd be hot.

- A

June 26, 2005 10:58 AM  
Blogger bozore said...

We called it pencil break...man I loved that game, I used to pull the eraser off to cut into the opponent’s pencil, and then it became a rule to leave it on.

Just like Cinnamon tooth picks before it, the game ended up getting banned across the school
...

June 26, 2005 11:05 AM  
Blogger SillyBahrainiGirl said...

That's much more exciting than my day!

June 26, 2005 12:23 PM  
Blogger Alecia said...

I just responded to your comment, on MY blog, and then I thought... maybe I wasn't supposed to do that, cause then how would you know. Or maybe you would know. I don't know. This is an odd way of communicating. I'm easily baffled.

June 26, 2005 12:32 PM  
Blogger Jolie Lover said...

Lol! Sounds exciting.

Haven't seen Fled. Wondering now... is it worth the torture to check it out?

June 26, 2005 12:34 PM  
Blogger immixmarketer said...

Pencil pop ranks as the #2 game behind RPS in the top 10 ways to waste time in school.
Two people play with standard #2 pencils. One person holds their pencil horizontally, while the other player puts as much torque on their pencil and lets go.
The two take turns as holder and flicker until one of the pencils breaks.
I will attempt to post illustrations of this game tonight.

June 26, 2005 12:49 PM  
Blogger Melissa said...

lol nice blog

June 26, 2005 1:12 PM  
Blogger Julie Eckes said...

I have to say nothing is more satisfying than eating the heads off of gummi bears!

June 26, 2005 3:16 PM  
Blogger Airport5 said...

Your blog sounds like mine...

June 26, 2005 3:30 PM  
Blogger Tammy said...

I loved Bubble-Yum, when i could chew it! Now that i'm tortured with braces, i have to take a break. I must say though, that it didn't seem to keep its flavor long, and it got kinda tough.

Anyway, thought your blog was interesting and thought i'd say so.

June 26, 2005 3:36 PM  
Blogger Nick said...

lol this blog rules!

June 26, 2005 4:02 PM  
Blogger Buck Super Stereo said...

ways to skin a cat -

1) with razor
2) with knife
3) with machete
4) with chainsaw
5) with long (but sturdy) fingernails
6) with filed edge of credit card
7) with acid
8) with teeth
9) by indian burn
10) with banned pencil pop pencil (no eraser)
11) with weedwacker
12) with lawnmower (may chop cat)
13) with axe
14) with crowbar
15) by road rash

June 26, 2005 4:23 PM  
Anonymous chessmaster said...

wow, you have some very "interesting" days.....but your blog is great! Keep up the good work.

June 26, 2005 4:29 PM  
Blogger Morgana le Fey said...

People and children (or little people) scare me anymore. The kids I notice are insane and need to be put on leashes. *contemplates this* I suppose that is what people thought of me when I was a child, though. But I can't say that I ever flicked off my mother to her face or beat her with a water noodle. Not that I haven't wanted to. Haven't we all?

June 26, 2005 4:35 PM  
Blogger texgirl said...

life sounds interesting from your eyes...my faorite part was how you satisfied your craving of bubble yum with pepto bismol. nice ive done that once...anywayskeep blogging its its interesting.

June 26, 2005 5:11 PM  
Blogger TheMadBlogger said...

I'd watch Fled four times consecutively before I would ever see Deep Impact again.

June 26, 2005 5:38 PM  
Blogger AlmightyHeidi said...

"Any organization is like a septic tank. The really big chunks rise to the top."
John Imhoff.

Loved your blog! I too sit in a tiny cubuicle for 9 hours a day. The madness of the "higher ups" and the clients themselves have me contemplating the idea of lying in a fetal position under my desk. I look under my desk,and realize that I must paint my toenails, and the moment passes....

Thanks for making me laugh!!

June 26, 2005 5:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe the phrase is "flipped off" not "flicked off"...

By the way, I'm an English teacher - Could you tell? All I can say is, thank god the pencil popping craze is over! I must have swept up hundreds of broken pencils over those couple of pencil-popping-crazed years. No wonder those 6th graders never had any pencils!

June 26, 2005 6:36 PM  
Blogger SmileDragon said...

I found a website that can get you in touch with soldiers that need letters and care packages.... www.soldiersangels.com. Check it out!

June 26, 2005 6:54 PM  
Blogger The Everglades said...

Don Swayze's turn in Knuckle Sandwich could edge out Baldwin's Fled for worst nepotism-related acting bit in recent history.

Blake

June 26, 2005 7:13 PM  
Blogger Fed up said...

I haven't laughed so hard in a while! Great blog! It's great to see someone else thinks pretty much the same about their job as I do about mine! I'll come back for more.....

That's a warning ;)

June 26, 2005 7:35 PM  
Blogger BeckEye said...

Stephen Baldwin has a "worst" movie? I didn't realize you could rank levels of suckiness. Good job!

June 26, 2005 8:41 PM  
Blogger Telmy said...

exactly i you what i know ho wto brows on compiuter only and any working hart in house pk sorry

June 26, 2005 9:07 PM  
Blogger Zipporah32 said...

made me laugh--well, more like that silent laugh that makes your shoulders go in and out and your nose snort--but nevertheless, a laugh! you really are a great example for sarcastic humour. i'm new to blogging, but you can always stop by 'my place' at zipporah32.blogspot. zipporah

June 26, 2005 10:51 PM  
Blogger Biotress said...

Hey, I randomly came across your blog and just wanted to say "thanks" for the interesting read.

June 26, 2005 11:03 PM  
Blogger bjorn said...

uhhh....english teacher....ummmm...I think "Flicked off" works.......even if it is only slang (which is allowed on blogs, although perhaps not english papers)

June 26, 2005 11:06 PM  
Blogger shmee said...

It's more absorbent than the regular rippled brand for sure

June 26, 2005 11:29 PM  
Blogger purplesimon said...

Spot on. I simply have to add this blog to the list of places I think my readers need to go.

Thank you

June 27, 2005 3:00 AM  
Blogger Ruben said...

Number 10 on your list blew me away!

June 27, 2005 4:26 AM  
Blogger Dreams said...

Excellent...very interesting.

June 27, 2005 5:57 AM  
Blogger WMD said...

I called it pencil fighting... and we actually had tournaments in our school. Some guys would "chop" at the other guys pencil by bringing down his whole arm. That was banned along with the no eraser thing.

The school eventually made us stop pencil fightin, so we had to go "underground" and do it in bathrooms and gym lockerroom between classes.

Nice blog. When I get mine movin again I'll link you!

June 27, 2005 6:29 AM  
Blogger JustJunebug said...

wow. as a feline lover, i find ways of skinning a cat (by buck) frightening. :O)

cool blog!

June 27, 2005 7:30 AM  
Blogger Tiffany said...

I read your entry during my college class and almost couldn't contain my laughter.

June 27, 2005 7:33 AM  
Blogger Philip W said...

New highlight for you: You're featured on the Blogger front page. How cool is that?!

June 27, 2005 8:13 AM  
Blogger Edward said...

"Flicking off" has a very different meaning this side of the pond - I *really* hope you didn't see a child do that to his mother...

June 27, 2005 9:00 AM  
Blogger *jenn* said...

i'm sorry but anyone that uses the saying 'less is more' when referring to toilet paper has obviously never tried 1 ply tp after a hardnight of drinking.

ohh, and you asked how todd's balls were.. a little warm, a little, mushy, but ooh so tasty!

June 27, 2005 10:57 AM  
Blogger doubleOseven said...

yeah dude, your blog is funny as hell! I wish my day were as (un)interesting. Or that I was able to articulate it with the same humor that you have. Great blog!!

June 27, 2005 12:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

?????

June 29, 2005 11:36 AM  
Blogger dottielee said...

A memory from junior high: once pencil-pop has lost its allure, up the stakes with ruler-break. Those translucent brightly colored plastic rulers work quite well, especially since no one can find an old-fashioned wooden ruler anymore.

June 30, 2005 1:00 PM  
Blogger BadGod said...

A friend of my mine developed a perfect way to win everytime. He would just act like he was gathering strenght or whatever and then would ask oppent 'Have you ever played nose break?' Then he would punch whoever he was playing in the face. After they would fall over (he punched very hard, and we were like 12 yrs old) he take the pencil and break it. No one ever wanted challenge him after that.
Your blog is great.

July 04, 2005 2:51 AM  
Anonymous mike said...

that guy is my friends stepdad

August 11, 2005 11:20 PM  

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