Highlights of my Day
1. Became a millionaire overnight. (see #6)
2. Told my two nephews that puntang meant pudding in Spanish
3. Five minutes later I heard one of them say, "Mom can you get me some puntang?"
4. Nearly pissed my pants
5. Saw this Story posted with a picture which I thought was a before shot...but turns out, I was wrong
6. Some website told me I'm worth $2,335,772! I am worth $2,335,772 on HumanForSale.com
7. Saw every member of Earth, Wind and Fire walk around the Taste of Chicago and not be recognized
8. Inspired by my readers, I made flyers for an underground pencil-pop and RPS league (rock paper scissors)
9. Had a prophecy to bet it all on black 23 the next time I'm at the boats
10. Avoided yet another shark attack by living in Chicago and not Florida
2. Told my two nephews that puntang meant pudding in Spanish
3. Five minutes later I heard one of them say, "Mom can you get me some puntang?"
4. Nearly pissed my pants
5. Saw this Story posted with a picture which I thought was a before shot...but turns out, I was wrong
6. Some website told me I'm worth $2,335,772! I am worth $2,335,772 on HumanForSale.com
7. Saw every member of Earth, Wind and Fire walk around the Taste of Chicago and not be recognized
8. Inspired by my readers, I made flyers for an underground pencil-pop and RPS league (rock paper scissors)
9. Had a prophecy to bet it all on black 23 the next time I'm at the boats
10. Avoided yet another shark attack by living in Chicago and not Florida
posted by immixmarketer at 7:27 PM
16 Comments:
great blog.. keep it up hun
There has been another shark attack this morning.
your'e lucky two times over.
I'm worth more than you, but you live in Chicago... Damn you!! I want to live in Chicago, but I'm stuck in my low orbit here in Grand Rapids...
Puntang doesn't really mean pudding in spanish? I feel so...cheated, misused...
found your blog thanks to blogger plugging it... already a fan. :-) incidentally, i am only worth $1.6M, which is upsetting since my chain-smoking-addict-personality-family-history-of-lotsa-bad-stuff-boyfriend is worth $2.2M. i must have the wrong job or something.
Well, since I'm only worth $1,596,200, do you mind sharing the wealth?
Very amusing Brian, I like it!
Witch
I'm glad they didn't say "Pootie Tang", the most annoying movie I think of the 90's.
As for Florida: big sharks, big gators, big bugs, big people, big hurricaines, and lot's of sunshine.
Holy crap you had me spitting diet coke on my pc! I am putting you on my favorites list-oh, the pressure is on now right? (haha) I wish my nephews were younger because I would so tell them the same thing even though my sister would try to beat my ass! You are very funny!
Found you as a featured blog, and now I'm linking to you. Funny stuff.
When people head out to the ocean on a boogie borad they are thinking, "eh, the worst that'll happen is my nipples get chafed from the grip tape and salt water."
And then they are shark food. Dallas is a safe haven away from sharks like Chi-town.
Blake
hi brian! i'm grace and i'm from the philippines and i really like your blog. yours is really funny. I will put you in my blog as a link. Keep on blogging!
p.s.
i don't think there is a word puntang in Spanish...
Funny blog. Found you in the featured column today. Live in hawaii, but think I'm the only one scared of the water. I for one will not be shark bait.
'puntang'?
I don't get it. What does poontang mean, anyway?
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