Sunday, June 26, 2005

Highlights of my Day

1. Became a millionaire overnight. (see #6)
2. Told my two nephews that puntang meant pudding in Spanish
3. Five minutes later I heard one of them say, "Mom can you get me some puntang?"
4. Nearly pissed my pants
5. Saw this Story posted with a picture which I thought was a before shot...but turns out, I was wrong
6. Some website told me I'm worth $2,335,772! I am worth $2,335,772 on HumanForSale.com
7. Saw every member of Earth, Wind and Fire walk around the Taste of Chicago and not be recognized
8. Inspired by my readers, I made flyers for an underground pencil-pop and RPS league (rock paper scissors)
9. Had a prophecy to bet it all on black 23 the next time I'm at the boats
10. Avoided yet another shark attack by living in Chicago and not Florida

36 Comments:

Blogger *jenn* said...

the word puntang always makes me laugh..

'pun's arent always funny
and
'tang' was a nasty powdered drink

...but together 'puntang' is just.. well.. it's just funny!

June 27, 2005 11:00 AM  
Blogger arousingphone said...

great blog.. keep it up hun

June 27, 2005 11:07 AM  
Blogger Dave said...

Dammit -- you are worth 200,000 dollars more than I am.

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http://projectuseless.blogspot.com

June 27, 2005 11:20 AM  
Blogger mojoala said...

There has been another shark attack this morning.

your'e lucky two times over.

June 27, 2005 11:22 AM  
Blogger Asten said...

In Spain "puntang" doesn't mean anything ;P

Greetings from Spain!!!

June 27, 2005 11:40 AM  
Blogger Thomas said...

I'm worth more than you, but you live in Chicago... Damn you!! I want to live in Chicago, but I'm stuck in my low orbit here in Grand Rapids...

June 27, 2005 11:52 AM  
Blogger Joe said...

nice. puntang. ha.

June 27, 2005 12:00 PM  
Blogger cpwool said...

Actually your precious Brian does not live in Chicago. He lives close enough to claim he does. But I just thought I would unmask his evil lies. Brian, or should I say EB, I thought I knew you better than that.

June 27, 2005 12:36 PM  
Blogger Alecia said...

Puntang doesn't really mean pudding in spanish? I feel so...cheated, misused...

June 27, 2005 12:57 PM  
Blogger Dee S. Nutts said...

Has anyone read "America: the book"? There's (among countless others) a great bit about puntang:

"While our first president, George Washington, summed up his initially modest expectations for the new job in a Farewell Address entitled I Only Took the Job for the Poontang, (footnote 6) the last two centuries have seen the president's role in government grow tremedously.

And then at the bottom at (footnote 6) says:
Poontang, of course, was a colonial delicacy consisting of the fermented juice of the rare poonberry tree.

June 27, 2005 1:04 PM  
Blogger familyguy said...

you have a great style of writeing, and you really should blog more. your site is very interesting!

you can visit me at www.nappystar1.blogspot.com

June 27, 2005 1:09 PM  
Blogger *Natalia* said...

I stumbled here because you are a "Blog of Note" today. Woo hoo. It's funny.

June 27, 2005 1:13 PM  
Blogger JayRay said...

This was hilarious! I put a link to it in my blog so everyone else can share in your genius :) Hope you don't mind since you don't even know me!

June 27, 2005 1:33 PM  
Blogger Alice said...

found your blog thanks to blogger plugging it... already a fan. :-) incidentally, i am only worth $1.6M, which is upsetting since my chain-smoking-addict-personality-family-history-of-lotsa-bad-stuff-boyfriend is worth $2.2M. i must have the wrong job or something.

June 27, 2005 1:51 PM  
Blogger Guess Who? said...

I love your blog.... I just discovered it.....

June 27, 2005 2:29 PM  
Blogger superstarjo said...

Are you published anywhere else?

June 27, 2005 3:23 PM  
Blogger D.T. said...

Well, since I'm only worth $1,596,200, do you mind sharing the wealth?

June 27, 2005 3:50 PM  
Blogger Witchy said...

Very amusing Brian, I like it!

Witch

June 27, 2005 4:42 PM  
Blogger AlmightyHeidi said...

I'm glad they didn't say "Pootie Tang", the most annoying movie I think of the 90's.
As for Florida: big sharks, big gators, big bugs, big people, big hurricaines, and lot's of sunshine.

June 27, 2005 5:05 PM  
Blogger worry woman said...

Holy crap you had me spitting diet coke on my pc! I am putting you on my favorites list-oh, the pressure is on now right? (haha) I wish my nephews were younger because I would so tell them the same thing even though my sister would try to beat my ass! You are very funny!

June 27, 2005 5:40 PM  
Blogger Mollenkamp said...

Found you as a featured blog, and now I'm linking to you. Funny stuff.

June 27, 2005 6:21 PM  
Blogger Joey said...

I like it that you wrote about your day.I like what you wrote.....

June 27, 2005 7:05 PM  
Blogger The Everglades said...

When people head out to the ocean on a boogie borad they are thinking, "eh, the worst that'll happen is my nipples get chafed from the grip tape and salt water."

And then they are shark food. Dallas is a safe haven away from sharks like Chi-town.

Blake

June 27, 2005 8:42 PM  
Blogger spongemom said...

hi brian! i'm grace and i'm from the philippines and i really like your blog. yours is really funny. I will put you in my blog as a link. Keep on blogging!

p.s.
i don't think there is a word puntang in Spanish...

June 27, 2005 9:33 PM  
Blogger The Rambler said...

Funny blog. Found you in the featured column today. Live in hawaii, but think I'm the only one scared of the water. I for one will not be shark bait.

June 28, 2005 1:47 AM  
Blogger Dreams said...

may i link u ???

June 28, 2005 3:50 AM  
Blogger Will Irby said...

I'm worth more than you! $2,249,458

June 28, 2005 7:03 AM  
Blogger Planet Claire said...

you know, one day you may be that old person. sitting in your retirement village and slurping on a cream of tomato.

what are you going to do then?!

:o)

June 29, 2005 8:51 AM  
Blogger Dirk the Feeble said...

I went to that web site where you find out how much you're worth, and it said I owed them $6.31.

June 30, 2005 9:05 AM  
Anonymous abean said...

'puntang'?

July 01, 2005 10:09 PM  
Anonymous Terry Jones said...

I don't get it. What does poontang mean, anyway?

July 03, 2005 3:17 PM  
Blogger antonio said...

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July 07, 2005 6:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.drinklifein.com

July 07, 2005 8:25 AM  
Blogger Melissa said...

puntang... ha... and ur worth like ten times more than me, im only worth $1,535,966

July 08, 2005 5:59 PM  
Blogger Wheezi said...

That pudding story is hilarious!!!! We used to get foreign exchange students at our house growing up and we always taught them that Peanut Butter was Penis Butter!!! It was great!!!!

July 18, 2005 3:16 PM  
Blogger Wheezi said...

Its funny how the men are worthy more.... I entered in the same exact info as i did as a woman and then a man and came out worth $350 more!!!! Crazy! It couldn't have been the difference of a D cup from a 6" penis could it? Cause I know if I were to choose I would much rather take the D cup (and I just counted down a -d to get the 6")

July 18, 2005 3:32 PM  

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