Highlights of My Day
1. Finally got aroung to asking my mom where babies come from.
2. Wrote my first name left-handed, left-handed & upside-down, and left-handed & upside-down with my eyes closed
3. Met my new neighbors down the hall; he has a major case of man boobs, and she has a F.U.P.A.
4. Bought a mint-conditioned 1988 NASH skateboard on E-bay
5. Read a story that Barry Manilow declared bankruptcy
6. After being awarded a second degree black belt, I joined Cobra Kai
7. Yelled, "Daniel Larusso is a dead-man for dishonoring my dojo!" and "Put 'em in a bodybag Johnny!"
8. Heard a lady at Subway ask the worker how big the 6" inch sandwich was
9. Talked to a guy who dropped acid and made a stop animation movie about gummie bears fighting a war
10. Read some tips from Wilford Brimley
2. Wrote my first name left-handed, left-handed & upside-down, and left-handed & upside-down with my eyes closed
3. Met my new neighbors down the hall; he has a major case of man boobs, and she has a F.U.P.A.
4. Bought a mint-conditioned 1988 NASH skateboard on E-bay
5. Read a story that Barry Manilow declared bankruptcy
6. After being awarded a second degree black belt, I joined Cobra Kai
7. Yelled, "Daniel Larusso is a dead-man for dishonoring my dojo!" and "Put 'em in a bodybag Johnny!"
8. Heard a lady at Subway ask the worker how big the 6" inch sandwich was
9. Talked to a guy who dropped acid and made a stop animation movie about gummie bears fighting a war
10. Read some tips from Wilford Brimley
posted by immixmarketer at 12:03 PM
22 Comments:
Man, sorry I didn't make your list.
Fuck you, I spelled it right.
At the risk of sounding stupid or prudish, what is FUMA?
man teets and a fupa
that is one hot couple
I'm truly jealous of your life
Sounds like my day, but backwards.
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Cool man...very cool.
do u make this stuf up, or does this realy hapen 2 u? (its 2 hard 2 tel if ur being sarcastic...) cuz if this relay hapens 2 u...man, u got a very funy life. :-)
Again, I got a great laugh out of our blog!!!!!! TheCrystalDragon
Manilow's BANKRUPT!? Shit! That prick owes me eighteen dollars!
Dude, if it can happen to Manilow, and can happen to anyone.
Blake
I just typed the above post as if I were a Russian immigrant.
I meant to say, "if it can happen to Manilow, it can happen to anyone."
I'm sure you got it the first time.
I'm an ass,
Blake
Aww poor Barry.
(Literally.)
your band is hired.
space-hog and dishwalla it up.
Wishlist... Gleaming The Cube poster! Yeah buddy! I think that was the movie that made me start liking boys! :)
First off, the only reason I cried during Little Big League was because I had a rough week, and the movie just got to me...second of all, cpwool brags about his most daring bet to move to the French Polynesia (cant spell), but fails to mention the time he won $25 for having sex with a watermellon.
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she thinks subway should c'mon and make a 9 inch already. can u imagine the popularity? for women in particular, the 6 is too small, the footlong too big. It's genius. (it was a friends idea). Speaking of watermelon sex, has anyone heard of The Wayward Cloud? A Taiwanese "movie". Get your $25-worth from that.
:O)
Allow me to blogroll you :-)
this is possibly the funniest one i have read, i laughed out loud especially when you seal the fart in a tupperware...oh how i have longed to do that.
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