Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Highlights of My Day

1. Finally got aroung to asking my mom where babies come from.
2. Wrote my first name left-handed, left-handed & upside-down, and left-handed & upside-down with my eyes closed
3. Met my new neighbors down the hall; he has a major case of man boobs, and she has a F.U.P.A.
4. Bought a mint-conditioned 1988 NASH skateboard on E-bay
5. Read a story that Barry Manilow declared bankruptcy
6. After being awarded a second degree black belt, I joined Cobra Kai
7. Yelled, "Daniel Larusso is a dead-man for dishonoring my dojo!" and "Put 'em in a bodybag Johnny!"
8. Heard a lady at Subway ask the worker how big the 6" inch sandwich was
9. Talked to a guy who dropped acid and made a stop animation movie about gummie bears fighting a war
10. Read some tips from Wilford Brimley


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, sorry I didn't make your list.

June 29, 2005 12:48 PM  
Blogger cpwool said...

sorry, bri guy but its Daniel Larusso, and "get him a body bag johnny". The latter is a common mistake made by many, so I will look past it.

June 29, 2005 12:53 PM  
Blogger immixmarketer said...

Fuck you, I spelled it right.

June 29, 2005 1:10 PM  
Blogger cpwool said...

ya got any gum?

June 29, 2005 1:32 PM  
Blogger gypsy said...

At the risk of sounding stupid or prudish, what is FUMA?

June 29, 2005 1:37 PM  
Blogger cpwool said...

Fupa, is fat upper pussy area

June 29, 2005 1:40 PM  
Blogger da buttah said...

man teets and a fupa

that is one hot couple

June 29, 2005 1:42 PM  
Blogger Alecia said...

I'm truly jealous of your life

June 29, 2005 2:42 PM  
Blogger Amanda Lynn said...

I have done the whole writing left handed thing too. I'm sorry that you were bored enough to do so...I've been there. Anyways, keep writing, I enjoy reading.

June 29, 2005 3:45 PM  
Blogger Eeky The Great! said...

Sounds like my day, but backwards.

June 29, 2005 3:57 PM  
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June 29, 2005 4:04 PM  
Blogger anne said...

Who the fuck lets those bloggymarketers post??

But yes, a fupa and man titties are haaaaaaaat.

June 29, 2005 4:07 PM  
Blogger MaineSqueeze said...

Cool man...very cool.

June 29, 2005 4:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

do u make this stuf up, or does this realy hapen 2 u? (its 2 hard 2 tel if ur being sarcastic...) cuz if this relay hapens 2, u got a very funy life. :-)

June 29, 2005 5:01 PM  
Blogger Laura said...

Hey, my name is Laura, and i jus got my blogg n i could use help setting it up! If u can help lemme kno! Thanx

June 29, 2005 5:12 PM  
Blogger ManWhore said...

Out of curiosity, how big was the 6" sandwich?

June 29, 2005 5:18 PM  
Blogger Chaos said...

I love you man. You are so funny.
I'll be back. Please take a look at my blog. It's intended to be pure silly randomness. Check you later.
peace out dawg,

June 29, 2005 7:26 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

nice. i don't know you, but nice

June 29, 2005 8:01 PM  
Blogger SmileDragon said...

Again, I got a great laugh out of our blog!!!!!! TheCrystalDragon

June 29, 2005 8:31 PM  
Blogger Maethelwine said...

Manilow's BANKRUPT!? Shit! That prick owes me eighteen dollars!

June 29, 2005 8:48 PM  
Blogger The Everglades said...

Dude, if it can happen to Manilow, and can happen to anyone.


June 29, 2005 10:17 PM  
Blogger The Everglades said...

I just typed the above post as if I were a Russian immigrant.

I meant to say, "if it can happen to Manilow, it can happen to anyone."

I'm sure you got it the first time.

I'm an ass,


June 29, 2005 10:18 PM  
Blogger joyce unkhoo said...

Aww poor Barry.

June 29, 2005 10:47 PM  
Blogger nin said...

You are amazing...Brian.
You got an interesting couple in your neighbourhood..huh !

June 30, 2005 12:30 AM  
Blogger MEASY said...

Didn't someone make a gummi bear cartoon, if anybody can find proof let me know. I need to use this next time the cartoon category pops up in drinking game.

June 30, 2005 5:44 AM  
Blogger 13TonGimp said...

Is it bigger than six inches?

June 30, 2005 7:12 AM  
Blogger cpwool said...

Heres a little tidbit for you guys. I used to live with Brian and he cried the first time he saw Little Big League

June 30, 2005 7:59 AM  
Blogger da buttah said...

your band is hired.

space-hog and dishwalla it up.

June 30, 2005 8:19 AM  
Blogger SmileDragon said...

Wishlist... Gleaming The Cube poster! Yeah buddy! I think that was the movie that made me start liking boys! :)

June 30, 2005 8:38 AM  
Blogger immixmarketer said...

First off, the only reason I cried during Little Big League was because I had a rough week, and the movie just got to me...second of all, cpwool brags about his most daring bet to move to the French Polynesia (cant spell), but fails to mention the time he won $25 for having sex with a watermellon.

June 30, 2005 11:05 AM  
Blogger IntertidalPool said...

yeah, what the heck is fuma?

June 30, 2005 2:27 PM  
Blogger lostinlimaohio said...

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June 30, 2005 8:29 PM  
Blogger "the ONE and ONLY" said...

U have to much time on your hands!!!

July 01, 2005 4:22 PM  
Blogger "the ONE and ONLY" said...

OH thanx to :cpwool" , I know what a F.U.B is.. but the F.U.P.A was something new and was throwing ne off, so thanx for clearing up what it is!!!

July 01, 2005 4:24 PM  
Blogger bozore said...

Hey what's a F.U.P.A?

I wonde rif it is what I would consider a "gunt", think about it...

July 02, 2005 9:32 AM  
Blogger bozore said...

Sorry, I read the rest of the comments.

Yeah, you say F.U.P.A.

I say Gunt...same thing

July 02, 2005 9:53 AM  
Blogger Amanda said...

she thinks subway should c'mon and make a 9 inch already. can u imagine the popularity? for women in particular, the 6 is too small, the footlong too big. It's genius. (it was a friends idea). Speaking of watermelon sex, has anyone heard of The Wayward Cloud? A Taiwanese "movie". Get your $25-worth from that.

July 03, 2005 10:00 AM  
Blogger R2K said...


July 09, 2005 6:22 AM  
Blogger Gates said...

Allow me to blogroll you :-)

July 10, 2005 6:23 AM  
Blogger obsessed without a clue said...

this is possibly the funniest one i have read, i laughed out loud especially when you seal the fart in a tupperware...oh how i have longed to do that.

August 02, 2005 9:45 PM  

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