Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Highlights of My Day

1. Finally got aroung to asking my mom where babies come from.
2. Wrote my first name left-handed, left-handed & upside-down, and left-handed & upside-down with my eyes closed
3. Met my new neighbors down the hall; he has a major case of man boobs, and she has a F.U.P.A.
4. Bought a mint-conditioned 1988 NASH skateboard on E-bay
5. Read a story that Barry Manilow declared bankruptcy
6. After being awarded a second degree black belt, I joined Cobra Kai
7. Yelled, "Daniel Larusso is a dead-man for dishonoring my dojo!" and "Put 'em in a bodybag Johnny!"
8. Heard a lady at Subway ask the worker how big the 6" inch sandwich was
9. Talked to a guy who dropped acid and made a stop animation movie about gummie bears fighting a war
10. Read some tips from Wilford Brimley

22 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, sorry I didn't make your list.

June 29, 2005 12:48 PM  
Blogger immixmarketer said...

Fuck you, I spelled it right.

June 29, 2005 1:10 PM  
Blogger Megan Stuke said...

At the risk of sounding stupid or prudish, what is FUMA?

June 29, 2005 1:37 PM  
Blogger da buttah said...

man teets and a fupa

that is one hot couple

June 29, 2005 1:42 PM  
Blogger Alecia said...

I'm truly jealous of your life

June 29, 2005 2:42 PM  
Blogger -G.D. said...

Sounds like my day, but backwards.

June 29, 2005 3:57 PM  
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June 29, 2005 4:04 PM  
Blogger MaineSqueeze said...

Cool man...very cool.

June 29, 2005 4:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

do u make this stuf up, or does this realy hapen 2 u? (its 2 hard 2 tel if ur being sarcastic...) cuz if this relay hapens 2 u...man, u got a very funy life. :-)

June 29, 2005 5:01 PM  
Blogger SmileDragon said...

Again, I got a great laugh out of our blog!!!!!! TheCrystalDragon

June 29, 2005 8:31 PM  
Blogger Maethelwine said...

Manilow's BANKRUPT!? Shit! That prick owes me eighteen dollars!

June 29, 2005 8:48 PM  
Blogger Blake said...

Dude, if it can happen to Manilow, and can happen to anyone.

Blake

June 29, 2005 10:17 PM  
Blogger Blake said...

I just typed the above post as if I were a Russian immigrant.

I meant to say, "if it can happen to Manilow, it can happen to anyone."

I'm sure you got it the first time.

I'm an ass,

Blake

June 29, 2005 10:18 PM  
Blogger joyce unkhoo said...

Aww poor Barry.
(Literally.)

June 29, 2005 10:47 PM  
Blogger da buttah said...

your band is hired.

space-hog and dishwalla it up.

June 30, 2005 8:19 AM  
Blogger SmileDragon said...

Wishlist... Gleaming The Cube poster! Yeah buddy! I think that was the movie that made me start liking boys! :)

June 30, 2005 8:38 AM  
Blogger immixmarketer said...

First off, the only reason I cried during Little Big League was because I had a rough week, and the movie just got to me...second of all, cpwool brags about his most daring bet to move to the French Polynesia (cant spell), but fails to mention the time he won $25 for having sex with a watermellon.

June 30, 2005 11:05 AM  
Blogger Lilo said...

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June 30, 2005 8:29 PM  
Blogger Amanda said...

she thinks subway should c'mon and make a 9 inch already. can u imagine the popularity? for women in particular, the 6 is too small, the footlong too big. It's genius. (it was a friends idea). Speaking of watermelon sex, has anyone heard of The Wayward Cloud? A Taiwanese "movie". Get your $25-worth from that.

July 03, 2005 10:00 AM  
Blogger High Power Rocketry said...

:O)

July 09, 2005 6:22 AM  
Blogger Prax said...

Allow me to blogroll you :-)

July 10, 2005 6:23 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

this is possibly the funniest one i have read, i laughed out loud especially when you seal the fart in a tupperware...oh how i have longed to do that.

August 02, 2005 9:45 PM  

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