Highlights of My Day
1. Woke up spooning a box of Granola Bars
2. Cried during a Sylvan Learning Center commercial
3. Figured I still have 4 years, 6 months, and 17 days of training in order to win the gold medal in Curling at the 2010 Winter Olympics
4. Farted into a Tupperware bowl...sealed it...and will release the fumes at midnight
5. Saw a woman bare handedly pick up her German Sheppard's shit from someone else's yard
6. Bought a 24" diameter disco ball at a yard sale for $5.00
7. Dropped a 24" diameter disco ball from my 12th floor window
8. Found a way to tell the difference between Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen thanks to a few back to back episodes of Full House and Tivo
9. Thought about how awesome a Full House Reunion would be
10. 8,709 days straight without sharing chap stick
2. Cried during a Sylvan Learning Center commercial
3. Figured I still have 4 years, 6 months, and 17 days of training in order to win the gold medal in Curling at the 2010 Winter Olympics
4. Farted into a Tupperware bowl...sealed it...and will release the fumes at midnight
5. Saw a woman bare handedly pick up her German Sheppard's shit from someone else's yard
6. Bought a 24" diameter disco ball at a yard sale for $5.00
7. Dropped a 24" diameter disco ball from my 12th floor window
8. Found a way to tell the difference between Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen thanks to a few back to back episodes of Full House and Tivo
9. Thought about how awesome a Full House Reunion would be
10. 8,709 days straight without sharing chap stick
posted by immixmarketer at 7:56 AM
27 Comments:
When you were talking about full house it made me think of something I ran across. LOL
http://millersrandomthoughts.blogspot.com/2005/06/uncle-jesses-last-stand.html
just so you know... niskayuna, new york is home of the US Olympic Curling Team's training facility.
i'll forward them your aspirations
Hey Kev:
Yes...I want to fuck
So you know how you can tell Mary kate and Ashley apart? Because they're FRATERNAL twins.
Not kidding.
Being a freternal twin myself, I'm required to know these things...along with the Wondertwin powers.
Form of - AN ICE CUBE, form of - A VERY SMALL, INEFFECTUAL BUG.
Full House Reunion..."See how Michelle turned into an anorexic crack head" Awesome.
Freak...
dude im just a random from australia but you know what they should do for the full house reunion is include The Wiggles and sing hot potato hot potato
Personally, I was very upset with the way Stephannie turned out. She was pretty cute, and then things started to go south when she reached her teens.
And D.J. oh Donna Jo...what happened?
Aunt Becky is still very fine...Im a fan of Summerland
Wrong. I watch for both...weird how her two famous co-stars are named Jesse
I want to eat your brains.
I would also like to change your life by getting you pregnant and leaving you.
Thanks, that just made me laugh so hard I snorted water through my nose, which I'm sure my pod-mates appreciated. At least...I hope it was water.
Aman "dahhh" lynn: The disco ball shattered...into what I would like to say, 1,000,000 pieces, but I have no way of proving that, so I'll just go with a lot of little pieces.
No, the original plan was to install it in my shower, but it was too big.
What does BTW mean?
Bogaloo: That was the worst idea I've ever heard. If it was just to be funny...hang up your funny hat, and either point a gun to your head, or just promise to shut the fuck up for the rest of eternity.
Shout out to the Shlizz
CPwool...keep it up buddy..people will admire your humor soon enough.
Alecia, Tiffany and Natalian stallion...word up.
Bobby...thank you for wanting to eat my brains...I've always wondered what that would feel like.
Here Brian...
This is for you.
It's..myyy...report card.
Ever see Rad Racer?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............
Oh God this stuff is funny. Thanks for making my day!
I cry at Sylvan Learning Center commercials too! Ahhh ...
btw, your girl friends are foxy.
Good thing you saw the women pick up shit after you farted or you might have taken a shit in some tupperware. Either way you still come out with 10 highlights.
Those Sylvan commercials are so emotional... like, the kid was struggling so much man. Just struggling. And then he succeeds. And it's so beautiful.
lcrocks: Sorry about the time thing, I never fill in that section of the blog..so whatever shows up is what you get. What does lcrocks stand for??
Andy: To copy my blog...hey, it's a free country, so do as you please, just don't follow me around, because then we will have the same blogs...oh yeah..and don't be such a deuchebag either...that may help your blog get more readers.
Teresa: Making babies looks like fun...I'll be in touch.
Kasi: I would've said something to the lady, but I was too mesmerized by the size of her sheppards balls.
Can't speak for anyone else, but I find it helps me to tell my Olsen twins apart if I hack the arms off one of them.
Hey those drawings were really nice...
I scrolled back up again,
and I viewed your profile,
and I enlarged your picture,
and I said to myself-
"This man here has an interesting pose...."
And I kept looking at you and your illustrations and I thought to myself-
"I am going to draw this man..."
So I did.
Here is the link to the drawing.
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7566/857/1600/brian_of_the_casual_friday.jpg
I hope you like it because I made it just for you!
Have a nice day!
At least the lady picked up her dog's poo - I can't tell you how pissed off I get to step in poo that's left in the yard (I live in an apartment that allows pets, so it's worse). :-/
LOL - I don't know if you are joking about the Sylvan commercials, but I get a little teary eyed too (cuz I'm a mom and my son has gone through the whole tutoring thing).
haha! no no no no kevin,
I'm not hitting on him!
haha!
He's all yours...
I am just impressed by his drawing skills.
:-)
I have a friend that ate an entire stick of flavored chapstick, all in one sitting.
YAY!!! 50!!!!!! wooooooooo!!!!!
Your blog is hillarious.
Still wondering. The woman was so hungry that she could do with that dog shit....
(laughs out)
Eewww to #5, and just because I'm nosey, did it still smell when you opened the tupperware? I always wondered if you could really capture a fart.....
Great blog by the way!
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