Friday, November 03, 2006

Highlights of My Day: November 3, 2006

1. Considered the affects taking up speed walking would have on my sex life.
2. Took a crap that looked exactly like a cartoon cactus
3. Passed a marquee that should have read "Our Award Winning Staff will Blow You Out of the Water!"....but somebody took the liberty of removing "Out of the Water"
4. For the 5th day straight, I've gone next door to a pet shop on my lunch hour and asked the owner if goldfish were made from real gold.
5. Created a new breakfast cereal that consists of Jolly Ranchers and Vodka, sprinkled with Meth.
6. Had a dream that Raggedy Ann and Andy were in a heated political race...
7. Reggedy Ann used negative TV campaigns discussing Andy's former addictions to teen chat rooms, however Andy just stuck to the real issues.

8, 9 & 10.
Do yourself a favor, go see this movie tonight.


Blogger Calzone said...

Okay I was wrong. You're a genius.

November 05, 2006 9:32 AM  
Blogger Lance said...

Keep them coming

November 06, 2006 12:05 PM  
Blogger YEM said...

Borat is my hero

November 10, 2006 10:54 AM  
Blogger that girl possessed said...

i'd kinda like to have your babies

November 10, 2006 10:53 PM  
Blogger TexasGal said...

See...these are the kinds of things that I am missing over here! Thanks for making me laugh so much I almost cry...

November 13, 2006 1:17 AM  
Blogger platkat said...

Fuck Borat. That asshole sent Pam Anderson into hiding. She was supposed to make another sex tape before she got old! Everything is RUINED!!!

November 20, 2006 6:31 PM  
Blogger AndyT13 said...

Oh fucking FINALLY! SO glad yer back man! Love the big lebowski short version and, of course, your lists.

November 21, 2006 11:25 AM  
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