Wednesday, November 23, 2005


Blogger Kay-D said...

I love it!

-I'm first, bitches

November 23, 2005 3:17 PM  
Blogger Johnny Damned said...

Holy this for real? Is he back??? That was fucking awesome. The symbolism is's like he's walking again. He got made fun of....but he GOT BACK UP!!!!!!

Why don't you fucking stick a fist up your ass you fucking goddman fucking dragon.

We love you Brian.

November 23, 2005 3:30 PM  
Blogger Zepplinlady said...

'Sup Brian,

You know you're good, we don't have to tell you. Our return visits tell the story...and yes, even the so-called "haters" are in that category.

Glad you decided to continue making us all smile. Walk on sir...your fans await! *grining*

November 23, 2005 4:20 PM  
Anonymous I like cheese said...

Well, thats nice to see. Brian's fingers hopefully walking back to the keyboard.


November 23, 2005 4:21 PM  
Blogger Zombie Lou said...

Johnny Damned makes my penis hard.

November 23, 2005 5:21 PM  
Blogger Zombie Lou said...

Shit! Lou Reed was so excited about his penis, he forgot to speak in the third person. Now Lou Reed's credibility is shot to hell.

November 23, 2005 5:22 PM  
Blogger Nick said...

Whales are totally awesome.

November 23, 2005 5:42 PM  
Blogger Spinning Girl said...

one small step for a giant leap for mankind.

November 23, 2005 5:53 PM  
Blogger AKH said...

Is that what they pay you for at work?

Glad to see you back ... walking away, but back!

November 23, 2005 6:34 PM  
Blogger blair said...

Rock on!

November 23, 2005 6:56 PM  
Blogger Teacher George said...

i ummm just think he felt like putting pics of his fingers hehehe what's all this symbolism stuff

November 23, 2005 8:46 PM  
Blogger Übermilf said...

I think he was in rehab.

November 23, 2005 9:44 PM  
Blogger BadGod said...

He is still a tool.

November 24, 2005 12:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

one of the better blogs I've seen in a while.

November 24, 2005 9:18 AM  
Blogger Zombie Lou said...

If you are going to advertise your own blog, you should at least have the balls to use your real name, like Lou Reed does.

One of the best blogs Lou Reed has seen in awhile.

Like that.

November 24, 2005 10:21 AM  
Blogger Willie Jeff Clinton said...

Nothing pisses off an ex president more than someone pretending to be something they're not.

Excuse me, all of this gravy is giving me the shit-spurts.

November 24, 2005 11:33 AM  
Blogger ~*Bettie said...

Brian! Yu Effing Hawt Bastard! Your baaaack! yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

I misseded you!

Woot! Now I have yet another excuse to eat mass amounts of Turkey!

Happy Thanksgiving!

November 24, 2005 12:21 PM  
Blogger ~*Bettie said...

Oh Wait!

Shameless plug
Happy Thanksgiving!

November 24, 2005 12:21 PM  
Blogger jellofishy said...


November 24, 2005 2:34 PM  
Blogger FU said...

i bet those fingers smell/taste like a fart flavor of the day..


i kid..
glad ur back!

November 24, 2005 2:53 PM  
Blogger Steven Rawski said...

Happy Turkey Day

November 24, 2005 3:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dig the little movies you see when you click on the fingers. Except the exploding whale. I was too chicken to watch it all to see if they actually blew it up!

November 24, 2005 4:09 PM  
Blogger ~*Bettie said...

AH! What genius! Didn't even know you could click the damn pictures!

Thats so. . .

November 24, 2005 4:42 PM  
Blogger Lady K said...

Those were definitely highlights of my day. Glad to see you back. Funny how your mob posse follows even though they lay claim to hating you. Makes me giggle!

November 24, 2005 5:19 PM  
Blogger Friends of McDougal said...

Jesus Lord.

November 24, 2005 6:12 PM  
Blogger Zombie Lou said...

You rang, McDougal?

November 25, 2005 12:52 AM  
Blogger purplesimon said...

Is he giving us the finger? Or two fingers?

Do we give a fuck?

Where's the list, where's the God damned list?


purplesimon out...

November 25, 2005 1:46 AM  
Blogger Tiffany said...

Thats fucking great

November 25, 2005 10:07 AM  
Blogger Steven said...

I got drunk once and I lit a fart that could have blown up a whale.

November 25, 2005 10:53 AM  
Blogger :phil: said...

Genius! A picture is worth a thousand words.

November 25, 2005 11:34 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...

does this mean you are back?

should i really click on the pictures?

why is american thanksgiving more than a month after canadian thanksgiving?

why am i asking so many questions?

November 25, 2005 8:32 PM  
Blogger Sam I Am said...

Re:Re:Re:He's back

November 25, 2005 9:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


November 26, 2005 2:41 AM  
Blogger Earl Jenkin™ said...

I've been taking penis enlargement pills but I think I'm actually getting smaller.

November 26, 2005 4:17 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

Welcome back!

November 27, 2005 3:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's not back. He took some pictures of his fucking fingers. The Emperor has no clothes, you fucking sheep.

November 27, 2005 6:03 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

anonymous is a real downer. get a girlfriend or something.

dlwwl: what a drunk does when he passes out on your shoulder.

November 27, 2005 9:23 PM  
Blogger scumbag said...

and when i thought htis blog couldn't get any shittier........

November 27, 2005 9:37 PM  
Blogger scumbag said...

i'm drunk

November 27, 2005 9:38 PM  
Blogger Jinsane said...

Glad you're back - I've missed your smart ass!

November 28, 2005 12:14 PM  
Blogger The BLS said...

That's awesome. Been a fan of this blog for awhile... you rock. :)

Hope to see more posts soon.

November 28, 2005 6:46 PM  
Blogger Charles (Jiggs' Member) said...

I think this blog is hilarious. It's not a constant repitition of the word "penis" like on other, less sophisticated blogs. This blog is safe for work, and that's something that mr. immixmarketer should be proud of!

November 29, 2005 2:36 AM  
Blogger AndyT13 said...

Welcome that same old place that we laughed about...

November 29, 2005 8:57 AM  
Blogger jamwall said...

i've been rubbing funyon grease and michael jordan cologne all over my body in hopes that i'll smell like a real skanky penis gigolo..

November 29, 2005 12:47 PM  
Anonymous KEN from JAPAN said...


November 29, 2005 3:29 PM  
Blogger Danielle said...

Always a delight.

November 29, 2005 5:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Michelle, oh my god, you're right. I'm a downer, and that's why I don't have a girlfriend. I'm sure if I thought the pictures of the hands was brilliant, the women would be lining up! Thanks for the advice, Michelle. Like crap, get women. Got it.

November 30, 2005 8:49 AM  
Blogger mary worth's smug sense of self-satisfaction said...

Please, such bad manners and language unsuitable anyone but an unemployable layabout. Let's try to be more civil, people.

November 30, 2005 10:53 AM  
Blogger jamwall said...

we love you casual friday guy!

November 30, 2005 2:08 PM  
Blogger Alecia said...

Wow - boredem caught at it's finest. Impressed. Very.

December 01, 2005 11:55 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...


i see you didn't pass reading comprehension is 4th grade... let me clarify for you:

i meant "get a girlfriend" as in "get something better to do with your time that navigating to other people's sites and leaving rude replies". not, if you love this blog, girls will love you. clearly it will take much more than liking this blog to make yourself appealing to the opposite sex.

and you are a downer.

December 02, 2005 9:21 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...


i see you didn't pass reading comprehension is 4th grade... let me clarify for you:

i meant "get a girlfriend" as in "get something better to do with your time that navigating to other people's sites and leaving rude replies". not, if you love this blog, girls will love you. clearly it will take much more than liking this blog to make yourself appealing to the opposite sex.

and you are a downer.

December 02, 2005 9:22 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...

p.s. and just in case you decide to point out the typos i made in that last comment, i am already aware of them.

December 02, 2005 9:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We sure pulled a fast one on those fuckers that bombarded your blog with ridiculous comments. By the way, I am not affiliated with the other Anonymous person.

December 02, 2005 1:37 PM  
Blogger ~*Bettie said...

Oh kids. . . fight nicely or don't fight at all! Don't make me get the effing broom and chicken wire!

So. . . how are things? :0)

December 02, 2005 2:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh snap!! Daddy likes!

December 03, 2005 6:29 PM  
Blogger Brooksie said...

Holy Shit you are turning in the towel for good. WOW! What did these people say to you?

Umm, why would you give in so easy? Or is that just your excuse and actually have better things to do then entertain us bloggers?


December 04, 2005 11:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did anyone stop to think that maybe those are his fingers walking away?

December 09, 2005 10:49 AM  
Blogger Lake Allison said...


December 09, 2005 12:40 PM  
Blogger scumbag said...

did anyone stop to think that this blog is fucking horrible?

December 09, 2005 7:17 PM  
Blogger The Megan said...

ok... so, ummm... now i am confused. are the fingers walking 'towards' the keyboard, or 'further away' from it???

word ver: fumymo
what The Megan would say to someone named Mymo, if she really didn't like them...

December 11, 2005 7:53 AM  
Blogger lookingbusy said...

Click on the pictures.

December 11, 2005 11:53 PM  
Anonymous Sweet Caroline said...

Dude, stop toying with our emotions! Are you leaving? Are you staying? What the fuck!?!? Inquiring minds want to know.

Word Ver: cupizgu
What comes out of Cupids wee willie winkie.

December 15, 2005 4:59 PM  
Blogger sombrero11 said...

So this is what you guys do with your free time?


December 17, 2005 9:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where are you?

December 19, 2005 10:07 AM  
Blogger blair said...

Miss your posts Bri-
I think we all need some closure here. We don't take suttle hints.
You did kind of say goodbye and then the fingers walking away, but we are in denial. We are hanging on to some shred of hope that you will be back with an even more clever list.
I know I am sounding a little pathetic or perhaps a lot, but it's an addiction.

Need to form a support group!

As my 11 year old daughter always says, "Deal with it... in therapy... for 5 years!"

December 19, 2005 9:13 PM  
Blogger Just Me said...

you have officially been removed from my links because you haven't posted in 1 months! Blah!!!

December 21, 2005 7:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

funny boy, are u leaving us? aren't you blogging anymore? oh funny boy..

December 21, 2005 4:53 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...


is there gonna be some kind of christmas post? b/c that would make a great highlights of your day list.

ok. we'll wait.

dum dee dum dum...

December 22, 2005 5:19 PM  
Blogger Candee said...

I was wishing for a Festivus post at least!

December 27, 2005 7:37 AM  
Blogger melissa said...

My Christmas wish is that Brian posts again....I'll clump that into a New Year's wish too.

December 28, 2005 7:02 PM  
Blogger Mollenkamp said...

Gone or not gone?

January 02, 2006 8:04 AM  
Blogger blair said...

ok, it's so sad that I am still checking...

Happy New Year Brian!

January 02, 2006 5:45 PM  
Blogger Jennifer said...

Wow... you would think that he would think that he would come back and say "hey, I don't want to do this anymore!" unless of course something has happened to dear ole Brian, lets hope not. That would be unspeakable!

January 06, 2006 12:08 PM  
Anonymous Kelly said...

Korralikud töölauad:

September 18, 2006 10:27 AM  
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