Saturday, January 07, 2006

Highlight of My Day

I never thought 1 night with his wife would cause so much chaos.


Anonymous Sweet Caroline said...

Everyone makes such a big deal about posting first. Well, this is me making a big deal. woo frickin hoo. Are you back? What's the deal?

Word Ver: fzyngs
I could go so many places with this one..........

January 07, 2006 2:14 AM  
Blogger JordanS said...

YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

January 07, 2006 4:19 AM  
Anonymous Synot said...

Yeah, I fucked his wife too. She was a lousey lay. Everytime I stuck it in, she farted.

Fart Flavor: Maple Syrup covered Head Cheese.

January 07, 2006 6:41 AM  
Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Good to see some new words (and pic) posted here again. I missed you!

January 07, 2006 3:31 PM  
Blogger -SPK said...

welcome back. post something - some thing "of old".

January 07, 2006 4:02 PM  
Blogger ~*Bettie said...

Hey! He lives! Dude, seriously, you tagged her after The Knoxville. . . Tell me you have been tested. Properly groomed? De-funk-ified?

Your face looks slimer. . . And your all grinny like. . . rawk on.

Your not as effing hawt. But I still *heart* you.

Tee Hee!

January 07, 2006 4:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what's up B. I thought you'd at least give us a top 10 for the month of December...maybe something about santa clause or frosty? Let's hear some more about those butt cysts.

January 07, 2006 8:03 PM  
Blogger purplesimon said...

About fucking time.

January 08, 2006 10:31 AM  
Blogger ~April~ said...

Oh, you've been so missed.... THANK you for coming back!

January 08, 2006 10:52 AM  
Blogger Sam I Am said...

You said...Tried to figure out how many licks it would take to get to the point where your tongue falls off !Welcome Back.

January 08, 2006 12:56 PM  
Blogger Steven Rawski said...

January 08, 2006 7:47 PM  
Anonymous Tanj said...


The fact that you have not posted in WEEKS yet here we all are. CHEERS!

synot... you cracked me up with that flavorful comment.

Last few days my piss has consistantly smelled like pretzels. Will I die soon?

My sobriety test to post?
An all stuck together: megfjeor

I passed!

January 08, 2006 8:30 PM  
Blogger The BLS said...

LOL. I hope you double-bagged it. We don't know where that girl's been. :)

When did you meet up with Nick Lachey?

January 09, 2006 12:18 AM  
Blogger AMG said...

Where the hell have you been. We have been worried about you ? Call Mommy right away

January 09, 2006 7:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i thought you may have died. i was sort of sad. which is sad since i dont know you. but your posts brighten my day! thank you for coming back to us! whoohoo!

January 09, 2006 9:19 AM  
Blogger Pokey said...

Welcome the fuck back. It's about time.

January 09, 2006 9:22 AM  
Blogger Tiffany said...

Your back! Yeah!

January 09, 2006 11:50 AM  
Anonymous bethany said...

the fact that i consistently check this blog after weeks of silence is pretty strong evidence of the love I feel for the subject matter.

i need your advice: my burps taste like plastic. how long do i have?

January 09, 2006 12:46 PM  
Blogger The Megan said...

New Year = New Format?

works for me.

welcome back!

January 09, 2006 1:06 PM  
Blogger scumbag said...

you guys are such a cute couple.

January 09, 2006 8:05 PM  
Blogger cranberry said...

i knew there was a reason i kept you in my bookmarks - hurray!

word verification: ddhxnhxk - damn that's long!!!!

January 09, 2006 9:51 PM  
Blogger Jennifer said...

I am so glad that you are back, or appear to be anyway... I have been checking and checking and now here you are! You really are a funny guy, I missed you terribly when you were gone.. sounds pretty wierd because I don't know you but oh well. Anyway... I am glad that you are back. :)

January 10, 2006 7:47 AM  
Blogger Jinsane said...

It saddens me to think that I actually still check back here on a regular basis and only 1/3 of the time is my day lifted and brightened.

However, each time you update, it's always something smartass, witty and intelligent, and I love ya for it!

Hope you had happy holidays!

January 10, 2006 7:55 AM  
Anonymous Wendy O said...

Shut the hell up! Well, at least you aren't another teenage college student.

January 10, 2006 1:53 PM  
Blogger kitty said...

So glad you've posted.

January 10, 2006 2:13 PM  
Blogger blair said...

Hey there Brian!

So, did Nick finally get a job and was that your office x-mas party?

Thanks for keepin' it real!


January 10, 2006 5:13 PM  
Blogger Candee said...

It's not the girl behind you in the photo, right?! The one with the Satan eyes. Oh, and I just love the fact that my computer remembers and tries to use the last word verification on all my passwords. *bah

January 11, 2006 10:46 AM  
Blogger Laura M said...

YAY!! You posted! This is the highlight of MY day.

January 11, 2006 5:18 PM  
Blogger amanda said...

please come back for good. i get completely and utterly depressed beyond belief every time i check and there's nothing new. don't you even care at all????? i am in the depths of despair and need my casual friday "fix" more often than this!!! i don;t care if it's just ONE LINE- write something. i can even handle once a week. (i'd prefer once a day, but i think i can LIVE with just once a week) PLEASE!!! i am on my knees!!!!

January 11, 2006 7:28 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

That is the funniest picture I have ever seen. :-P

January 12, 2006 4:19 PM  
Anonymous Captain Space Monkey said...

Thats some damn fine photoshop skillz... but I still love the line.. Keep the good stuff coming.

January 12, 2006 7:26 PM  
Blogger Bill the Apostle said...

You are going to hell

January 13, 2006 9:36 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...

and to think i almost de-linked you...

so are you the reason jess and nick broke up?

January 13, 2006 9:52 AM  
Blogger LBseahag said...

he's short. what a disappointment...

glad u are back.

January 14, 2006 12:18 PM  
Blogger BadGod said...

Oh, please. No one cares. Go away. (again).

January 14, 2006 2:58 PM  
Blogger BadGod said...

At least he's not listing things.

January 14, 2006 2:59 PM  
Blogger TheBlogSnob said...

No NO NO! This is how not to do a blog. Horrible!

I think I can smell your twat, also.

Not good.

January 15, 2006 6:10 PM  
Blogger crallspace said...

Once you sleep with a friend's wife, that's it.

You have his man goo on you.

January 16, 2006 1:14 AM  
Blogger Mr. Crap said...

Oh my gosh!!! You are hanging with Nick Lachey!!!! YOU ARE SO FUCKING COOL! Nick fuckin Lachey!! Can I live with you????

January 16, 2006 9:24 AM  
Blogger Mr. Crap said...

Oh my gosh!!! You are hanging with Nick Lachey!!!! YOU ARE SO FUCKING COOL! Nick fuckin Lachey!! Can I live with you????

January 16, 2006 9:24 AM  
Blogger Mr. Crap said...

Oh my gosh!!! You are hanging with Nick Lachey!!!! YOU ARE SO FUCKING COOL! Nick fuckin Lachey!! Can I live with you????

January 16, 2006 9:25 AM  
Blogger TheBlogSnob said...

On behalf of all of blogland, I beg you....Stop this pathetic attempt at blogging. Now!

January 16, 2006 12:43 PM  
Blogger Angela said...

and all of this time i thought it the night i spent with her! LOL j/k

January 17, 2006 9:20 AM  
Blogger scumbag said...

i second blog snob.

January 17, 2006 5:14 PM  
Blogger TheBlogSnob said...

Delete this blog now.

Uou look like a retard. A chinese retard. And that's bad!

Bad for all who have blogs, understand?

January 18, 2006 12:42 AM  
Blogger Lance said...

Killer blog

January 18, 2006 7:57 AM  
Blogger nikki said...

I didn't either, but I thought she was alright.


January 18, 2006 11:08 AM  
Blogger DaMasta said...

What's up, stud?
Goddamn time.

January 20, 2006 8:10 AM  
Blogger amanda said...

i give up. i check this site once week in hopes to see you've posted...i am tired of the disappointment. you have broken my heart. my love has slowly turned to hate.

January 21, 2006 6:27 PM  
Blogger Rayray said...

well this makes an even 50. Are you ready yet?

January 25, 2006 12:16 PM  
Blogger platkat said...

You don't look very casual at all. That's quite dressy, in my opinion.

January 26, 2006 7:05 PM  
Blogger blair said...

throw us a bone here...

January 27, 2006 7:20 PM  
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