Highlights of the Mundane.
posted by immixmarketer at 12:49 AM
Everyone makes such a big deal about posting first. Well, this is me making a big deal. woo frickin hoo. Are you back? What's the deal? Word Ver: fzyngsI could go so many places with this one..........
YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I fucked his wife too. She was a lousey lay. Everytime I stuck it in, she farted.Fart Flavor: Maple Syrup covered Head Cheese.
Good to see some new words (and pic) posted here again. I missed you!
welcome back. post something - some thing "of old".
Hey! He lives! Dude, seriously, you tagged her after The Knoxville. . . Tell me you have been tested. Properly groomed? De-funk-ified?Your face looks slimer. . . And your all grinny like. . . rawk on.Your not as effing hawt. But I still *heart* you.Tee Hee!
what's up B. I thought you'd at least give us a top 10 for the month of December...maybe something about santa clause or frosty? Let's hear some more about those butt cysts.
About fucking time.
Oh, you've been so missed.... THANK you for coming back!
You said...Tried to figure out how many licks it would take to get to the point where your tongue falls off !Welcome Back.
Contemplating....The fact that you have not posted in WEEKS yet here we all are. CHEERS!synot... you cracked me up with that flavorful comment. Last few days my piss has consistantly smelled like pretzels. Will I die soon?My sobriety test to post?An all stuck together: megfjeorI passed!
LOL. I hope you double-bagged it. We don't know where that girl's been. :)When did you meet up with Nick Lachey?
Where the hell have you been. We have been worried about you ? Call Mommy right away
i thought you may have died. i was sort of sad. which is sad since i dont know you. but your posts brighten my day! thank you for coming back to us! whoohoo!
Welcome the fuck back. It's about time.
Your back! Yeah!
the fact that i consistently check this blog after weeks of silence is pretty strong evidence of the love I feel for the subject matter.i need your advice: my burps taste like plastic. how long do i have?
New Year = New Format?works for me.welcome back!
you guys are such a cute couple.
i knew there was a reason i kept you in my bookmarks - hurray!word verification: ddhxnhxk - damn that's long!!!!
I am so glad that you are back, or appear to be anyway... I have been checking and checking and now here you are! You really are a funny guy, I missed you terribly when you were gone.. sounds pretty wierd because I don't know you but oh well. Anyway... I am glad that you are back. :)
It saddens me to think that I actually still check back here on a regular basis and only 1/3 of the time is my day lifted and brightened. However, each time you update, it's always something smartass, witty and intelligent, and I love ya for it! Hope you had happy holidays!
Shut the hell up! Well, at least you aren't another teenage college student.
So glad you've posted.
Hey there Brian! So, did Nick finally get a job and was that your office x-mas party?Thanks for keepin' it real!Cheers,Blair
It's not the girl behind you in the photo, right?! The one with the Satan eyes. Oh, and I just love the fact that my computer remembers and tries to use the last word verification on all my passwords. *bah
YAY!! You posted! This is the highlight of MY day.
please come back for good. i get completely and utterly depressed beyond belief every time i check and there's nothing new. don't you even care at all????? i am in the depths of despair and need my casual friday "fix" more often than this!!! i don;t care if it's just ONE LINE- write something. i can even handle once a week. (i'd prefer once a day, but i think i can LIVE with just once a week) PLEASE!!! i am on my knees!!!!
That is the funniest picture I have ever seen. :-P
Thats some damn fine photoshop skillz... but I still love the line.. Keep the good stuff coming.
You are going to hell
and to think i almost de-linked you...so are you the reason jess and nick broke up?
he's short. what a disappointment...glad u are back.
Oh, please. No one cares. Go away. (again).
At least he's not listing things.
No NO NO! This is how not to do a blog. Horrible!I think I can smell your twat, also.Not good.
Once you sleep with a friend's wife, that's it.You have his man goo on you.
Oh my gosh!!! You are hanging with Nick Lachey!!!! YOU ARE SO FUCKING COOL! Nick fuckin Lachey!! Can I live with you????
On behalf of all of blogland, I beg you....Stop this pathetic attempt at blogging. Now!
and all of this time i thought it the night i spent with her! LOL j/k
i second blog snob.
Delete this blog now.Uou look like a retard. A chinese retard. And that's bad!Bad for all who have blogs, understand?
I didn't either, but I thought she was alright.You?
What's up, stud? Goddamn time.
i give up. i check this site once week in hopes to see you've posted...i am tired of the disappointment. you have broken my heart. my love has slowly turned to hate.
well this makes an even 50. Are you ready yet?
You don't look very casual at all. That's quite dressy, in my opinion.
throw us a bone here...
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