A Healthy Obsession with MySpace

If it hasn't become obvious, I've spent the last six months developing a healthy obsession with MySpace. Constantly checking in to see what my friends, and better yet "Top Friends", have left for me to read or watch. For a while, I even liked reading the spam comments people left me.

That would be fine if it stopped there, but my obsession has grown. So now my new thing is figuring out who comes to my space *get it?*, whether they leave a note or not. Thus Profile Maps....which started off as the greatest thing ever, until I started getting visitors from places I've never been, nor do I know anyone from such places. Take Montana for example. Who in the hell lives in Montana?
Is it you? Let me know...