Thursday, December 06, 2007

Highlights of My Day: Preparing my 2008 New Years Resolutions

1. Avoid infomercial offers...especially ones where the host has an English accent.
2. Learn to speak in African click.
3. Make a new friend and never call them by their real name...ever.
4. Tell my co-workers that I always wear long sleeve shirts to cover up my gang tattoo.
5. Track down my pen-pal from 3rd grade..write a letter that simply says "WTF?"

I hope everyone is doing's been a busy year, thus the lack of posts, but hey, I'm sure you found something else to go screw yourselves.