Highlights of My Day
1. Flinched when a huge bug hit my windshield
2. Stole some beef jerky from a gas station
3. Asked the gas station clerk if she was interested in taking a look at my resume
4. Finally saw a decent looking mom breast feeding her kid in public
5. Thought about how sweet life would be if I were a truck driver
6. While doing about 85 mph, I was passed by what appeared to be a midget doing like 105
7. Had a dream I was in bed with both of the Olsen twins...Mary Kate just wanted to watch though
8. Saw a grown man pick his nose and eat it...I now know what I will look like in 20 years
9. Got teary eyed when Roxette's "Listen to your Heart" came on the radio
10. Read an emotional interview given by G.I. Jow Bazooka
posted by immixmarketer at 11:11 AM
26 Comments:
Did you steal the beef jerky before or after you asked if she was interested in taking a look at your resume?
before i took the jerky...she said no...
you have a bed in your car?
I love your blog, its the same sick stuff I think of on a daily basis.
It is awesome that you do exactly what I feel like doing. It is great to hear someone is using their freedom like it should be used.
you know. i just don't appreciate you calling me a midget. i let you pass me, i showed you i could drive 105...i let you dip your balls in marinara sauce before..well you get the gist. you cut me man. you cut me real deep.
Am I the only one who can read here?
It clearly states "I was passed by a midget"
I didn't pass the midget...the midget passed me.
so now you're making fun of me because i'm a slightly dyslexic midget?
you're cold man!
good one graves
hey...can chicks wear that sex tshirt too? because there are only guys in your ad
Good idea about having the gas station clerk look at your resume.. maybe I'll try that sometime since I am so unemployed right now! Lazing about has lost its novelty.. I once saw a man in a bus pick his nose and eat his boogers..it's been etched in my brain ever since! you do not want to be him trust me.. Great post as always!Props to ya!
Dear Duston,
Are you this angry at the world because your name is Duston? I would be too. (no offense to other Dustons out there reading) But either way...no need for you to be a massive dickslit.
Take your meds and shut up.
What are the Gas prices like in China anyways?
Sad to not see the attendant wearing a SARS mask?
Duston, you're welcome.
So guess what, i wanted to be the first to post, and i would've been had the comp at work not frozen. thought you might like to know, but now that i think about it, i doubt it. i apologize
The only song that can make me tear up is "Pump up the Jam" by Technotronic.
Blake
PS Duston, asphincter says what?
Great blog again!
what did the midget said to you when he passed you by?
Keep on posting!
To Athena- Hi! I read your profile and noticed we had the same interests. Hope you could visit my blog. Just click on my name.tnx!
I am a truck driver. You are not missing anything. I do have a question for the women. How the fuck do you drive with left leg bent and foot sitting on seat. That has to be uncomfortable. But a nice view for me.
Duston - I'm pretty sure you need genitalia before you can post about your sexual hygiene.
I'm just sayin'...
Wow! The comments are ALMOST as intertaining as the Blog site itself. Stumbled across this site yesterday. Pretty simple but rather insightful and funny s**t!
Gosh, look what I missed.
To the trucker's comment, I never realized you guys could see into the car. I so sit like that even when I have a skirt on. I guess I'm going to have to be more careful!
Dustin... Why are doing nothing but showing hate? No one here peed in your coffee. Relax, no lives long enough to show such negativity.
Duston:
Only lowlife, uneducated, heartless morons use the word "retarded" as an insult.
And only a truly, sadly pathetic little man would continue to visit this blog he claims he "hates" his friend for recommending just to taunt people he doesn't know and pretends not to care about.
Duston, please work on your blog. I, unlike all the other whiners here, love to hear negative shit talking. And look at what you stirred up! HaHA! Listen to the whining and the crying!
Another blog pimp who pretends to hate blogs while, sadly, pimping his own.
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