Highlights of My Day
1. Considered what a chicken-pox outbreak would do for my sexlife
2. Hot glue gunned a bunch of my old trophies into one huge trophy
3. Dreamt I was the paperboy in the video game...Paperboy
4. In a crowded elevator, started yelling, "I think my water just broke!"
5. Sent out a bunch of resumes stating my name was Abe Lincoln, Bachelors of Science in Honesty, 2.35 GPA
6. Wore a pledge pin on my uniform
7. Me and my buddy Wyatt created a girlfriend
8. Attacked random people on the street with Silly String
9. Got into an arguement that Hillary Swank won her oscar for Karate Kid 3
10. Regained the record for who can hold their breath under water the longest at the pool...I beat Jaimie (9 yrs. old) by 5 Mississippi's
2. Hot glue gunned a bunch of my old trophies into one huge trophy
3. Dreamt I was the paperboy in the video game...Paperboy
4. In a crowded elevator, started yelling, "I think my water just broke!"
5. Sent out a bunch of resumes stating my name was Abe Lincoln, Bachelors of Science in Honesty, 2.35 GPA
6. Wore a pledge pin on my uniform
7. Me and my buddy Wyatt created a girlfriend
8. Attacked random people on the street with Silly String
9. Got into an arguement that Hillary Swank won her oscar for Karate Kid 3
10. Regained the record for who can hold their breath under water the longest at the pool...I beat Jaimie (9 yrs. old) by 5 Mississippi's
posted by immixmarketer at 8:01 PM
73 Comments:
im first - haha
I linked you on my family blog.
The hubby & I think it's funny,
but my father-in-law wants to know what drugs I'm taking.
5th comment fuckers!
I know this is sad, but Hilary Swank was in the 4th karate kid, The Next Karate Kid. I hate that I even posted this.
An eventfull day to be sure.
I have no trophies to hot glue togather, but I used to mke hot glue body armor for G.I. Joe fugures then send them flying through the air tied to giant bottle rockets.
What, no farts today?
:)
Here's one: *BRAP!*
Excuse me.
ashtray ashtray
Mukakaeee..very nice,...
why do u always ask what everything does for your sex life???? - i am just curious!!!!
Gluing your trophies together is the BEST idea i've ever heard! You're brilliance never ceases to amaze me
In a crowded elevator, I often turn to the tall, handsome stranger next to me and say,
"You wanna have a quickie?"
A lot of my Porn-movie Fantasies start out with a Hot, Teenage Paperboy...
But, back when I was infatuated with all things Weird Science, there was just somethin' about Chet that turned me on entirely too much.
And, God, how I love a man in uniform.
Sweep the leg, Johnny.
The Pox? Upgrade, if your chick has had 'em before. Ain't no medicine like chicken soup and a blowjob.
ok, i know i'm a little late to the 80's Indian Naming Party...
breakdances with big hair
Lie of the day: one day, i actually did shit a brick!
oh you blogged! thank u! i got my fix. you're like heroin. i swear i saw a baby with a spinning head on the ceiling last night.
i know.. sad.
Hello from Los Angeles...
you are way hot...great blog.let's make out.
waiting for fredo...
I am actually quite amused by your Wishlist. Good Luck with that!
I've decided to place myself upon the list of people that want to make out with you.
I'm jumping on the bandwagon, damn it!
I don't ususally succumb to trends, but the thought of it is entirely too enticing...
Strumpet:
Welcome to the club...I have to say you and I enjoy the same movie. where the boys aren't
NICE
can you hook me up with wyatt?
You're girlfriend is hot.
80's bangs rock my face.
Hey, where's Fredo today??? Come on, Fredo, don't leave me hanging out here clutching to the memory of you pulling on that Atari joystick!! I had to lick my Brillo pad just to keep from getting the shakes... HURRY UP!
Chicken pox?
No way, go for rabies!
I tell you, rabies are fucking HOT!
Mouth foam, bloodthirst, oh yeah!
Is there anything you don't think could improve your sexlife?
i love the game paperboy. have you ever played it in the aracde with the actual bike handles? great stuff!
You know, I think some chaps would improve my sex life. That and some Spanish Fly.
I feel this is the right forum in which to confess: I did not let my microwave canneloni sit for the recommended two minutes before consuming.
So sue me, biznatches.
It's a whole series, Mr. Friday.
And it's fantastic.
And it's really fun to make out while it plays in the background!
T-Bag:
Chaps can and WILL improve your sexlife.....even more so if they're of the assless variety.
Yes, Fredo.... you in chaps!!! I'd pay to see that one! Bring it on, baby!!! Who needs Spanish Fly when you could have me to make you hot...your Mexican Butterfly!!
Wait... I forgot to add...make sure those chaps are pink and fuzzy...should accent your wonderful hair color!
lol
Hmm..
Can I comment here?
I open new blog..And I want to advertising my one!
So I click 'next blog'.. And I found your blog!
Is it such a coinsidence? Or Our destiny? KK
Anyway I enjoy your blog and I guess I can know how other country people are now living(their casual life)..
I will drop often and leave a momment... Can I? HH..
I have chicken pox so I don't think your little "blog" is very funny. Why not make fun of people with Hep C or stroke victims? Leave us chicken pox sufferers out of your little games please.
Guilty pleasure: reading the fart flavor of the day
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This is like the best blogger I've ever been to.
Well alrighty then!
Hilarious........keep the laughs coming.
I thought all chaps were, by nature, assless?
You absolutely kill me. I just discovered your blog and you totally crack me up.
HA! With my luck, I'd spray Silly String & they'd come back with a can of Mace on my ace... 5 Mississippi's huh? So what was the actual recorded time?
BTW, I love that guy screaming about the pledge pin.
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qwazy make the world go wound!
Elevators are the best place to go nuts, people have nowhere to go!
i eat chicken pox for breakfast! oh wee oh wee oh
I just reread this entry and I can't believe how much it makes me laugh. I definitely have to try #4 & #8. Keep them coming.
Once again, probably the first and only laugh of my pathetic day.
I silly stringed the guy on the other side of my cubicle wall this morning! Everyone must do that at least once. :)
Master Lesbian...
LOL you crack me up every day! Finally got my 80's name of the day: Wonders Where's the Beef?
Congratulations, anybody that can hold their breath underwater for 11 Mississippis deserves an award!
80s name: Dances with Jem and the Rockers
Very Funny!!I think im like #80 on this thing DAMN
They're all assless if you wear them sans pants underneath.
It's all about easy-access.
Especially in a crowded elevator.
Aweeeeeeeeee... No 80's Name of the day! Whats up!
Just doing part of my 12 step by helping you get to 100 comments.
Good idea, captain. Only 16 more to go. Highlight of my day: Clicking on the "girlfriend" link in #7. Laughed out loud.
Oooo...Allison, I do believe you're onto something with the "make-out club" idea.
What a fucking concept!
Can I be Club Secretary?
Do you need help with your sex life dude?
I have many blogspots but this one is the flipside to Brian's
http://questofquestions.blogspot.com/
Things that make you go hmmmm....
Hey dud is you reach 100 do we all get a free t shirt!?
Why do you think I want to be Club Secretary, Mr. Mofo?
I have lots of dirty, little secretary fantasies that need fulfilling.
Besides, my ability to multi-task is beyond your wildest imagination.
Plus, I have excellent people skills!
Call me whatever you like.
Ms. Shue is an Uber Sex kitten. Indeed. Ever see Leaving Las Vegas?
I could dig on Miyagi-speak sex talk action. I like being told what to do. Stroke up, stroke down. Lick left, lick right. Rub here, rub there.
And then he could do that thing where he claps his hands, magically touches you and makes everything better.
Fredo, people always say "You catch more flies with honey" But I say, you catch more honies with Spanish fly.
knock knock..always a pleasure to visit here for sure!! it's your friendly neighborhood fairy bringing your greetings. sorry i havent stopped by sooner but my wings were in the repair shop. all is well now tho. hugs and smooches!
Alright Fredo... Dude your Do lightens up my day all the time!!!
Another thing, ain't no one makin out without me in the club... Ya'll can have me be security.
C'mon Brian, you'll always beat a 9 yr. old when you're the one dunkin their head in the water...
You should feel privelaged, or shall I? You have now been added to the links within my own blog. Please keep us laughing. And scratching our heads.
If any of ya'll into hip hop. Come check me at my site where I display some of my emceeing skills and battle some issues within the hip hop community.
http://spottek01.blogspot.com
Holla!!!!
i like pressing all the buttons in the elavator and then getting out
i think you'd enjoy my website... www.burntees.com check it out. we have a blog too on here... burntees.blogspot.com
Jorge, if you're security, does that mean you'll be watchin'? Cos that's hot.
Yoda speak = also hot.
Me you do long all night.
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