Highlights of My Day
1. Considered what bunk beds would do for my sex life
2. Tried to join the local Elk's Club
3. Realized the only thing more fucked up than playing paintball on acid is ballroom dancing on ecstasy
4. Entertained myself by filling out Mad Libs with dirty words
5. Dreamt I played Wesley on Mr. Belvedere
6. Self-proclaimed that I am an expert in pressure points
7. Got over my jealously of kids who's parents bought them Powerwheels when I was little
8. My new entrance music for entering work, restaurants, malls, or my apartment, will be the sound effect from "A Current Affair"
9. Tried to dip milk in a glass of Oreos
10. Finally understand why anything multiplied by 0 ='s 0
Lie of the Day: My uncles are Ben and Jerry
2. Tried to join the local Elk's Club
3. Realized the only thing more fucked up than playing paintball on acid is ballroom dancing on ecstasy
4. Entertained myself by filling out Mad Libs with dirty words
5. Dreamt I played Wesley on Mr. Belvedere
6. Self-proclaimed that I am an expert in pressure points
7. Got over my jealously of kids who's parents bought them Powerwheels when I was little
8. My new entrance music for entering work, restaurants, malls, or my apartment, will be the sound effect from "A Current Affair"
9. Tried to dip milk in a glass of Oreos
10. Finally understand why anything multiplied by 0 ='s 0
Lie of the Day: My uncles are Ben and Jerry
posted by immixmarketer at 2:12 PM
49 Comments:
I'm still bitter I didn't get a Cabbage Patch doll when I was little. My parents must have hated me.
:O) I had one, used it as a test pilot for my experiments.
I dont have it anymore.
What's up with the lack of comments today?
Kim: Your parents did hate you.
Alex: I'm fighting hard to not get jealous.
Kim P.: It's still early
Note to self: Never accept a ride from Tiffany if she shows up in a Barbie Power Wheel
my best friend back in middle school and high school had a mad lib program on her computer way back when no one but schools and NASA had computers...
we used dirty words too - which really isn't a confession, I'm sure everyone did.
I'm just not sure anyone else saved them for over 10+ years....
First off, my man jugs are the sole property of Ben and Jerry and that fucking Chunky Monkey ice cream. Second, my sister received a Daisy Duke Big Wheel for Christmas once and I was grossly bitter, especially since my parents gave me a red Schwin with a banana seat. I'm suprised I'm not tappin' pool cues for riding a bike like that for five years.
definetly feelin the current affairs joke...
Power Wheels? Man, that's what the rich kids got! Me, I got a cardboard box that my dad kicked down a hill while I was still in it... then he ran away...
WTF is a Bardie?
I never did have a Stretch Armstrong..... ooops... showed my age...
...and I want my Six Million Dollar Man lunchbox back!
I never got my Twister game when I was little! But I have it now. :) Wonder if you could play it on bunk beds.
I am going to crack up about the Current Affair sound all day.
Playing Twister on bunk beds sounds a lot like an orgy I once took part in.
In fact, I think that is how it started.
Never had powerwheels, but I did have a big wheel, my friend stole it and rode out into traffic and got hit. Broke her legs and her arms, serves her right for stealing it!
ecstasy...great stuff. mad libs make for great fun on road trips. unlike tiffany, my parents gave me a big wheels...which was handed down from my brother. as the youngest sibling pretty much everything i had was handed down. the worst was when my mom got my brother and i bat man and robin cosutumes for halloween. sad...real sad.
I got a job just so I could buy all the things I never got as a kid.
Who knew they still made Snoopy Snow Cone machines?
teresa naomi...you are smokin'.
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-Sublime
I got upset when the 'rents didn't get me a green machine for Christmas. It was like a big wheel, but it had balls, BALLS I TELL YOU!!!!!!!
Hey, my cousin Doug had a green machine! He let me ride it once. He may still have it. Want me to beat him up for it and send it to you????
Yeah dude that new photo is lame...
Yo fredo teabaggins Fro rocks!!! Fro teabaggins!!!! Got my vote for that name.
I love that you wrote "dreamt." It makes your blog so poetic.
The comments are the worst part of this blog.
Ask and you shall recieve
I enjoyed the new look...damn you assholes.
hmmm....oreos, milk! Seems like there might be something with that!?!?
Have you comtemplated your bowel movements lately?
I personally love the new picture. My favorite part is the bottle of tums on the shelf in the background. Nice touch.
I like the old photo, and all my cherubs have power wheels, because I was deprived. I never had the grocery store check out counter either. Bastards.
My favorite childhood toy was the Sit & Spin.
And bunk beds greatly enhanced my sex life sophomore year at UConn when my roommate (bottom bunk) had a boyfriend. I got a ride every night from the 2 of them, whether I asked for it or not. IT WAS GREAT.
Really like your humor, please visit my site.
its benjenkel.blogspot.com
Bitches ride banana seated Schwins. Fuck my parents for buying me that. If that makes me a wanker, so be it.
Schwong!
Nuff said.
Whatever happened to Wesley anyhow?
Mad Libs are fun if there's nothing else to do. Theme music huh? Must have watched that one episode of The Family Guy where Peter has his own theme music. I'm not sure what song mine would be...
Damn I feel for some of you guys. I got everything I wanted as a kid. Though that did kinda screw me up later on in life.
I'd ask for something when I was a kid and my dad would say, "Just be grateful you weren't aborted".
I mean what the fuck?? True story.
Personally, I always enjoyed the Slip 'n' Slide myself.
And, Daddy...not all battery-operated toys suck.
Several Comments:
As an ELK, I still find your comment very funny. We need more members under 40 (like me & you). Hey, lesser expensive drinks by far!!
I had a Big Wheels tricycle thingy with a blue lunch box on the back. It is where we stored our Battlestar Galactica Space Glo Putty & Evel Kneivel stunt motorcycle. Did not have room for the Mickey Mouse Turn Over Choo-Choo!
Keep the laughs coming!
i totally feel you on that power wheels thing. My mom never bought me that pink barbie jeep and to this day i wanna kick the wheels off of every kids jeep to they can't ride theirs cause i never got mine. *sigh* i'm so bitter...
I love your site. I found it recently. One of my blogs is at http://poetryheart.blogspot.com/ but I was thinking about doing another one like yours but slightly different. Would you be offended if I spawned off your idea?
As for the toys, I had a Barbie pool, but I never could fit in it so Skipper and Ken used to have an affair on Barbie in there!
Ben and Jerry? Hahaha. One of my friend's mom knows them. I wish they would send me free ice cream, but they don't even send her any.
Lance Armstrong has a huge heart. He can do anything. Some fans are saying he should run for president.
Let's guess who is going to wear the hottest dress at this year's Emmy and Oscar events?
Great God in Heaven, sell your fucking prom dresses somewhere else. Mmmm, wait. Try Google AdWords or Overture. Holy shit. This makes me want to pull out my split ends in the front of my Golden God mullet.
I will never stop being jealous of the kids who had powerwheels. Those bastards! My mom almost bought me one at a garage sale for 10 bucks once, but I tried it and it sucked cuz the motor was almost burnt out. It barely moved... now all I have is my fast automobile... :(
"Tried to dip milk in a glass of Oreos"
Thats pretty funny lol...
Nutterbutters own over Oreos anyday. Though, I prefer to dip them in chocolate skim milk.
Because my limit is two, and then I still have the whole glass of chocolate milk to enjoy afterwards.
Great site and nince t-shirts!
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