Highlights of My Day
1. Considered what eating meatloaf everyday would do for my sex life
2. Stood in the middle of the road with a bat and ball, and starting hitting "grounders" to people on the sidewalk
3. Bought a sweet new bike
4. Finally found an outfit to wear for my first day on the job
5. Picked a buger that looked like Massachusetts
6. Tried to start a game of tag on the elevator
7. Started yelling, "No tag-backs!"
8. Double-dared myself to shove our buildings mail lady
9. Had vodka and popcorn for lunch...again
10. Finally finished building my new store
Fart Flavor of the Day: Two turds swimming in Sprite
2. Stood in the middle of the road with a bat and ball, and starting hitting "grounders" to people on the sidewalk
3. Bought a sweet new bike
4. Finally found an outfit to wear for my first day on the job
5. Picked a buger that looked like Massachusetts
6. Tried to start a game of tag on the elevator
7. Started yelling, "No tag-backs!"
8. Double-dared myself to shove our buildings mail lady
9. Had vodka and popcorn for lunch...again
10. Finally finished building my new store
Fart Flavor of the Day: Two turds swimming in Sprite
posted by immixmarketer at 5:33 PM
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69 Comments:
I thought for sure you'd have a link to the Pee Wee Herman bike.
Nah...but Large Marge said to tell you hi.
I thought the same as beckeye... Pee Wee's bike rocks. Oh, and Large Marge made my friend cry. My friend is in high school.
You have no idea how happy you make me after the most horrid day.
And FYI....Large Marge scared the shit out of me when I was little.
No meatloaf!!
Go for the dorsal fin.
:O) good one yet again!
http://r2000.blogspot.com
Was thinking more on a Napolean Dynamite theme for the bike...
Can you do any sweet jumps?
I hitch-hike regularly, hoping to get picked up by Large Marge. Never happens.
Vodka and Popcorn....... Aren't they the two hookers on Taxicab Confessions? hehehe
Very Funny. Thanks for the laughs this evening.
Brian,
You look like you should be robbing your new store while wearing that outfit....
-Rach-
#5...so many burgers, so few states. I once picked a burger that looked like the uni-bomber, I took a bite out of crime.
I second the dorsal fin request.
Hubba hubba!
i like your work clothes. very cool.
meatloaf is good. makes you sleep though coz its heavy. unless u like being on the bottom it wont do much for your sex life.
btw.. when you consider all these things that you could do for your sex life... do you actually do them? or just mull them over?
keep makin us laff :)
fu
My brother had that same bike! He syas he has something important to tell the family, but I don't know what it is.
How I would adore eating meatloaf as I stroke your dorsal fin...
...whilst we break in your new bike.
I promise to find immensely entertaining ways to use the red bandana from your new outfit while we're at it.
I learned to ride a bike just like that one but in blue-- and it had cool matching streamers. Banana seats rocked!
Brian, try this: Meatloaf,peas,homemade mashed potatoes, ketchup,& hotsauce mixed together= 1 heck of a new fart flavor. Ever tried playing hide&seek on an elevator? It's pretty tricky...
You said 26 million people think your a jerk. Well how about 26 million people and one pissed-off little box. I think you were mentioned on this bizarre blog:
Life as a Box
Wow a link that doesnt work. What will they think of next?
:O) R2000
vodka and popcorn...quite a combination.
Why doesn't that link work? I think they put an extra . in the html. I've seen that site too. I thought it was funny. Let's try again.
Life as a Box
Your welcome anonymous
One day I hit the mailtruck with my car. On the outside I acted sorry, but on the inside I was smiling. He was a mean mailman.
Vodka and popcorn that made me mentally vomit popcorn balls. The christmasy kind with the hard kernals that break your teeth.
And you didn't put the Massachusetts boogy on E-bay????
Whatever happened to "Bob from I.T." and "Ross the Boss"?
You have no idea how happy you make me. I praise Jebus for you.
Do you want to come over and ride in my El Camino? Let's hang, dude! You can wear my assless chaps.
I'm linking you right now - I cannot stop laughing!!
Holla!, this little busy bee flew in for the honey flavor of the day and it was awesome as ever. you have a great nack! keep it up. lol hugs and smooches.
Keep doin ya thing homie...
Next time, tell em Large Marge sent ya.
Alright spot 41 n 42, bitches!!!
Where is everyone getting the "burger" thing? They are picking on you for the typos but then they are reading it wrong. I'm confused!
One of these days I have to try the vodka and popcorn thing.
I like to coordinate my outfits to my new stores, too.
btw, my new store is of the adult variety. I call nexties on Fredo's asschaps.
FREDO! FREDO! I want to come hang out with you too!!! Pleassssee??????
Man, think of all the protein... Meatloaf everyday would drastically alter your sex life. Although... the changes to your digestive track would probably end your sex life.
Why?
Is a "buger" a different class of booger? Perhaps it is the snotty British variety.
"You crack me up man!'
You have to chekc out my Quest of Questions Blog. I am on a temp job this week and need some really kewl things to do and say.
Say kewl Bri!...Ps...I was in an Airport in Vegas last week and thought of you...lover.
Have you considered what listening to Meat Loaf everyday would do to your sex life?
I thought I would learn spanish in Costa Rica. I got side tracked in Myrtle Beach and by the time Spring Break rolled around, I spoke fluent Redneck!
I think you're GREAT!!!! you make me laugh.
shocks, pegs, lucky!
What sex life? :P No I kid, I tease...
I just generated 10 bucks for you on the adds...
Alex:
Tell me to whom and where to send the payments...
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The actor was snapped in the buff by a lurking paparazzo as he changed into a swimsuit outside his mother's home in France.
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How cool are you that you get spammers to post on your blog??!!! I'm SO jealous! But, I wonder when they're actually going to talk about spam?! Nothin' better than Spam.....mmmmmm Spambuger.....
Well, I almost didn't comment 'cause I don't think you're a jerk. But I had to, since I have two cents to throw in, of course. But it's not important. It's just to say that it sounds like you got a lot accomplished. Right on, dawg.
Eating Spam could do wonders for your sex life. Or Bean-o. After all, you are the most flatulent person I've ever come across.
oh how i enjoy this blog.
Boy Friday in the assless/pantless chaps?
I want pictures.
Candee...my thoughts exactly.
Just for the record, I'm a big fan of Meatloaf. I listen to Paradise By the Dashboard Light everyday. And my sex life fucking rocks. Though, I really don't attribute that to listening to Meatloaf.
I love saucy chicks.
I just have to mention...you can never advertise too much meat.
And Carne Asada tacos at five in the morning when you're totally buzzin' are more perfect than you'll ever know.
If Ty is a liberal Heathen than I am Ghandi! Get real people.
NO TAG BACKS!!!
I have interrupted my blog of questions for unusual events to do while on my temp job for the week.
http://questofquestions.blogspot.com/
Crazy ideas will be accepted and highly considered.
Brian...you are my muse!
guess whos back and hungry for new trinkets. the new kid on the block:)) oh well, i will try again tomorrow.
funny stuff right there
Ooooo...large talons...
High-larious as usual.
ps you're hot.
bye now.
I had vox raspberry vodka and popcorn for dinner last night. How ironic.
How about not trying to figure out what your farts smell like, see what that will do for your sex life.
When I was 7, I had a bike just like that one! Can't remember the color, but...I was riding down the street, and I was riding down the street, with my Rainbow Bright super short lime green shorts, a halter top and some roller coster shoes, and the screws from the seat just fell off! The seat flew backwards, with me still on it. I was being dragged by the bike for a good 17 seconds, sparks from the metal seat grinding against the street flying in my eyes, 'fore I had the sense to let go of the damn handle bars. Kinda looked like Supergirl there. Well, if SuperGirl got drug around on the back of banana seat bikes that is. Took hours to pull all the gravel out my bloody knees. Still have the scars to prove it. And from that day forward my pops never prowled the neighhood for garbage can treasures.
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It's ironic that everyone is talking about Meatloaf. It's a little known fact, but the song lyric "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that" refers to the sexual act known as pegging.
Cracker Barrel has some sweet meatloaf, plus they always seem real happy that you are there. BTW your General Store rocked.
Heheh...pegging can be a good time.
It's a wonderful way to express your love for one another.
Just be sure to keep that Astroglide handy!
At least it was Grey Goose rich dude.
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