Friday, September 30, 2005

Postponed Highlights

I promise a brand new, fresh, and better than ever post on Monday...I'm moving to a new apartment all day today and tomorrow...Also, I fucking hate you guys, so those two things together equal this shotty post.

Quick Fact #1: Today I celebrate the 8,801 st day of my existance...
Quick Fact #2: Today I celebrate the 8,801 st day I've avoided being stabbed.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hate US???!!! Your loyal blog followers? I am sobbing, yet so looking forward to Monday's post! Hate moving, you have my sympathy

September 30, 2005 11:57 AM  
Blogger ***Double_Oh_No*** said...

Dude! I'm #1!

Hehe...Well, good luck with that. Moving sucks.

Congrats on your, eh, existence day. Many more!

September 30, 2005 11:58 AM  
Blogger ***Double_Oh_No*** said...

Oh damn. Guess not.

September 30, 2005 11:58 AM  
Blogger The Megan said...

Well, I never...

ps you know what i fucking hate??


September 30, 2005 12:48 PM  
Blogger The Megan said...

hee hee...

*giggling uncontrolably*

i said the 'f' word on your blog...

September 30, 2005 12:50 PM  
Blogger Janna said...

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September 30, 2005 12:55 PM  
Blogger Janna said...

good luck in your new place...Hurry up with your next post...the casual friday is an addiction...keep up the great work : )

September 30, 2005 12:57 PM  
Blogger Sam I Am said...

Loved it , Congrats on your
new place . I hate moving . happy
weekend ,

September 30, 2005 1:09 PM  
Blogger DaMasta said...

i hate moving, too. i usually hire a crew and then follow them around while sipping a margarita.

nothing makes me happier than never being stabbed.

September 30, 2005 1:24 PM  
Blogger Faithmy said...

What the...? I am moving my whole house 600 miles, yet I managed to check in 23 times today. Shamefully, I will be back on Monday.

September 30, 2005 2:09 PM  
Blogger msbrooksie said...

Damn your young!

September 30, 2005 2:24 PM  
Blogger Aliecat said...

You mean I have to wait till fucking monday?!?!?! You suck (not really). Good luck on your move!

September 30, 2005 2:42 PM  
Blogger Zepplinlady said...

Brian, I guess you could say we all hate you too since you've managed to get us hooked on your blog...just like "the dope man" hehe j/k

Good luck on your move. Hey, my word verification is:arsnwef. unscrambled it's: farnews. News from a far... okay, too much time on my hands, I know. *Peace*

September 30, 2005 3:44 PM  
Blogger blair said...

I can't say that I'm not bummed, but not as bummed as if you asked me to help you move!

Till Monday! You bastard!

September 30, 2005 6:40 PM  
Blogger snavy said...

I love not being stabbed!!! Hate you too - smooches!!

September 30, 2005 7:11 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

um, yah... are you not the casual FRIDAY? it's friday. you are making us wait until monday. am i the only one who sees a problem here?

congrats on the whole not-being-stabbed-thing. did you take leap years into consideration?

hate you too!

September 30, 2005 8:05 PM  
Blogger Michaela said...

I know some pretty tough 5th graders that could easily change Quick fact #2...ya know, if you wanna spice things up...

Good luck with moving!

I had to do it 3 weeks ago, so I only feel a wee bit sorry for ya!!

September 30, 2005 8:20 PM  
Blogger Little Sweety said...

You are moving in TWO days???? I've been packing for a freaking week and still no end in sight!!!

I hate you for that!

September 30, 2005 9:18 PM  
Blogger used*to*be*me* said...

I check this blog regularly. You are such a slack ass. The least you could do is post on fridays since the name is casual FRIDAY!

Okay, I'm done. Have a great 8021's existance day. Sucks that you are moving on it thought. Moving Sucks. Ya know what else sucks? Hoover. HA HA AH AH Oh, I crack myself up. Good luck man! And a hearty postponed welcome back!

September 30, 2005 10:39 PM  
Blogger used*to*be*me* said...

Shit, I meant 8801's existance day! FUCK!

September 30, 2005 10:39 PM  
Blogger AKH said...

Good luck with the move.

Monday petty be a damn good post or we are hunting you down at your new place.

But, hey, no pressure.

October 01, 2005 1:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Random thought number #3 : what is touch??

October 01, 2005 5:29 AM  
Anonymous Sweet Caroline said...

Hmmm, seems the natives are getting restless. You might want to post soon or you might not make it to day 8802 without getting stabbed!

Maybe you should just to the truffle shuffle and make it up to us!

October 01, 2005 10:20 AM  
Anonymous Sweet Caroline said...

.......Oh and I was going to buy you the Dora the Exporer bucket, but sadly it is out of stock.......

October 01, 2005 10:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's SHODDY, you ingrate!

October 02, 2005 8:19 AM  
Blogger Urban Chef said...

I want to make a shirt that says:

"AIDS cures fags"

I think that would be a bigg seller!

October 02, 2005 9:14 AM  
Blogger Kate said...

I hate moving. But good luck with that.

I hate you to. You've made my Monday morning boring :(

No hard feelings eh? (unless I wrote this naked)

October 02, 2005 3:12 PM  
Blogger ellipsis... said...

You hate us? Hmm. Well, fuck you very much. Good luck with the move. Be of good cheer and all that shit.

hugs and herpetic kisses

PS--My word verification was "screwb" hmph.

October 03, 2005 8:57 AM  
Blogger Dirk the Feeble said...

There aren't many blogs I go to just for the random and unbridled abuse, but I will make an exception for you.

October 03, 2005 9:01 AM  
Blogger Steve-o said...

Ahh nice reverse psychology, you meant to say you hate us but everyone is posting comments. Smart. I should post one of those. Hope moving doesn't suck too bad and keep living.

October 03, 2005 9:23 AM  
Blogger Mary said...

It's Monday... I am going through withdrawals...

October 03, 2005 10:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess I need to come to Chicago to end the streak!

October 04, 2005 9:20 AM  
Blogger katie's brain said...

Happy belated birthday, jerk.

October 09, 2005 6:24 PM  
Blogger purplesimon said...

I was on holiday so I didn't read your blog for two weeks. I feel good about that because:

a) you were moving
b) you hate us

We hate you too, we just happen to come visit you to remind ourselves why. :-P

Keep up the good work, Brian, without you and George W to keep me smiling I don't know how I'd keep away from the razor blades.

purplesimon out...

October 10, 2005 1:53 AM  
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